The Met reclaims the streets from women standing quietly, holding candles and remembering the life of a woman, brutally murdered…

Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain after being beaten up by the weatherman.

Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world…

It was a titanic success says the government despite evidence to the contrary.

Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK

The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…

British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble

With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.