Anti Bullshit vaccine is 98.5% effective
The impact on social media micro-advertising is expected to be dramatic.
Vaccines Front-Man disputes he’s 94% effective
94% effectiveness is a slur on the Vaccines good name! We always give total satisfaction, guaranteed.
Christmas Truce football match cancelled as angry COVID storms out
I'd already erected the goalposts, painted the lines, and was partway through slicing the oranges.
Does Rupert Bear sh*t in the woods? …erm…Yes, he does
You can take the bear out of the woods, but when it comes to taking the wood out of the…
Pooh runs rampant as hunny addiction spirals out of control
Pooh has bene caught in an undercover hunnytrap. After the fuzz tried to by some 'pure'.
As Cummings goes, the Twatter porn censor algorithm is relieved
Once people realised that Twatter censored Cummings, then they started varying the spelling, that was when things really got out…
Makers of Giuliani’s hair dye deny any responsibility for streaking
'It wasn't us', claim the makers of Rudi Giuliani's hair dye.
Government mind control AI as effective as their other IT projects
Plans to use available technology to control the minds of the general public have been thrown into disarray with the…