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The central committee responsible for the administration of offensive insults, slurs, and banter has issued a revised rating for the phrase, “You bloody woke do-gooder.” “Following our review, the phrase has been […]
All the candidates have pledged to uphold the Tory values of blaming someone else while we steal your money.
If we don’t get a white Christmas this government has had it.
As Keir Starmer leads Labour to it’s greatest electoral success his supporters campaign to get Labour Out
“Congratulations to Ian on surviving 35 years in a dull, meaningless, minimum-wage job. We appreciate it.” says Chairman
Sure, we may lose a few voters but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Liz tries to distance her self from claims that she aimed to join Labour and missed.
If Tory votes count double we might get as many as forty votes!
Andrew tried it by giving that nice young gal $12 million but we thought about it and decided it was the wrong way round.
As Kate has produced the requisite number of heirs, what cliff hanger ending will the script writers come up with next?
Tory donor defends racist comments “Some of my best staff are black” says Sir William Giles-Giles
If Starmer isn’t prepared to blow up brownies, how can he protect the people of Tunbridge Wells? The South East is not safe in his hands!
The Chatty Chimp 