Taxing the rich is discriminatory claim the wealthy. “Do you know how hard it is to live on £10 mill a year?2 says Giles Giles
“DON’T TAX US” SAYS RICH BASTARDS ALLIANCE
Get 40% off the Rolls Royce Reeves
R U Rich? Very, very rich? Then you deserve 40% of our latest model, The Rolls Royce Reeves. Get it while the government lasts.
RIP – James Dyson, inventor and hypocrite, 1947-2024
RIP – James Dyson, inventor and hypocrite, 1947-2019
Delegates arrive in Birmingham for the Tory Party Conference
BBC apologises after no one noticed that coverage of fringe meetings was accidently replaced by Broadmoor Group Therapy sessions.
Renters Reform Bill – Landlord to sell 650 houses
The press tried to represent the landlord as victim.
Donald Trump recommends serving Red wine with Labrador
Following Trump’s comments, Harris said, “WTF is going on? Did I wake up in the Twilight Zone?” This message is brought to you by Pets at Home.
Free Tommy Robinson from his poolside hell!
Given he is lounging by the pool at a 5 star hotel, how much freer do you want him to be?
Tory Leadership Race: Who will be Britain’s most unelectable political leader?
All the candidates have pledged to uphold the Tory values of blaming someone else while we steal your money.
Liz Truss crosses the floor and accidentally rejoins the Conservative Party
Liz tries to distance her self from claims that she aimed to join Labour and missed.
Conference Tories to win back voters with a bribe fuelled culture war, again
By legalising the killing of grandparents young people will finally be able to get on to the housing ladder.
Kemi Badenoch signs historic trade deal with Ming the Merciless
Governments says the trade deal will add as much money to the UK economy as Premier League players spend on haircuts.
Uxbridge chooses Boris Johnson as their Village Idiot
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
The Chatty Chimp 