Unable to house people in hotels, the Government has resorted to moving them to Hull. When that’s full Doncaster will be next.
Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull
“DON’T TAX US” SAYS RICH BASTARDS ALLIANCE
Taxing the rich is discriminatory claim the wealthy. “Do you know how hard it is to live on £10 mill a year?2 says Giles Giles
Delegates arrive in Birmingham for the Tory Party Conference
BBC apologises after no one noticed that coverage of fringe meetings was accidently replaced by Broadmoor Group Therapy sessions.
Tory Leadership Race: Who will be Britain’s most unelectable political leader?
All the candidates have pledged to uphold the Tory values of blaming someone else while we steal your money.
The get ‘Labour Out’ campaign kicks off
As Keir Starmer leads Labour to it’s greatest electoral success his supporters campaign to get Labour Out
Rishi Sunak set to play his joker! Tory votes to count double!
If Tory votes count double we might get as many as forty votes!
The COVID Inquiry runs out of f%&*ing swear words
It’s a fu$%ing swear word, don’t let it distract you from what is really going on.
Uxbridge chooses Boris Johnson as their Village Idiot
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
The left-wing economic establishment brought me down, cries Liz Truss
It’s not my fault! cries a deluded Li, as the internet passes comment with some of this year’s best memes.
Britain’s remaining Tory voter to turn out the lights
“You don’t get something for nothing unless your mates with ministers, oligarchs, crooks and posh boys from Eton. It’s the British way. says Derek.
Graham Brady receives letters of no confidence in Liz Truss
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.
Boris Johnson to be elevated to Sainthood
“Finally, someone appreciates everything I have done.” Says St Boris of Bumbletown, patron saint of liars, cheats and swindlers.
The Chatty Chimp 