Now, more than ever the left-wing commie scum is trying to make society fairer for all, we all need to help Elon in his fight to stop this.
Trump urges America to send thoughts and prayers to Elon in his time of greed
Satan declines position in Trump’s cabinet
“The main reason I turned down the job is because I’m just not that nasty. Have you tried Jesus?” said the infernal one.
Trumpety Trump wins Eastbourne Downs Club Championship
It’s not the first time he has won a competition he didn’t enter.
Donald Trump recommends serving Red wine with Labrador
Following Trump’s comments, Harris said, “WTF is going on? Did I wake up in the Twilight Zone?” This message is brought to you by Pets at Home.
God gives up on Jerusalem and moves to Lubbock
In a surprise move, God has upped sticks and moved from Jerusalem to Lubbock, Texas. Amazingly, Chatty got a personal interview with the Metatron. He began by asking, what brought about such […]
The NRA send thoughts and prayers following a mass shooting at (The school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
NRA’s mass shooting response template leaked online. “Journalism is a doddle” says media critic.
Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, get 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty
Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty. There has never been a better time to buy undue influence
Hitler explains that he never meant for his followers to organise a putsch
My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that’s all. I didn’t mean anything by it, it’s not my fault.
Ex-President Trump says “Pardon me while I Pardonnez-Moi”
Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois
FOTUS 20 isn’t going without a tantrum
FOTUS refuses to accept his time is over, he claims 2021 is FAKENEWS and that he is the greatest FOTUS ever!
The Fat Lady is fed up with repeatedly singing the Star-Spangled Banner
Operatic soprano Obeesi Bracegirdle, The Fat Lady, has told the Chimp of her frustration with performing for the USA presidential election. Well, Honey, the deal was that I would sing the “The […]
Melania lets Donald get off the naughty step
Melania has taken a very firm line, having left him on the naughty step until he bucked his ideas up.
The Chatty Chimp 