I’ll take profits in a stable currency, like the Zimbabwean Pobblebead, but I’ll losses in Pounds so the real loss diminishes before I even leave the stage.
Edinburgh Festival acts demand to be paid in pounds to reduce losses
UN send emergency aid to Edinburgh as supplies of Avocado, Quinoa and Hummus reach critical levels
UN send emergency supplies of Avocado, Quinoa and Hummus to the Edinburgh Festival as visitors are stranded miles from the nearest Waitrose
The Chatty Chimp 