Liz Truss – The Chatty Chimp

Britain’s remaining Tory voter to turn out the lights

“You don’t get something for nothing unless your mates with ministers, oligarchs, crooks and posh boys from Eton. It’s the British way. says Derek.

Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!

“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.

Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.