Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain after being beaten up by the weatherman.
ITV airs three hours of silence in memory of Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan injures himself by falling off his High Horse
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite
Toilet Roll shortage leads to surge in demand for Piers Morgan’s Biography
Not as good as the real thing says one user, my finger ripped through!
Guardianista in hiding after shamefully agreeing with Piers Morgan
Guardian-reading snowflake hides away in shame after agreeing with something said by Piers Morgan. He’s unable to live down the shame of it.
Could someone please pass this on to Piers Morgan, it was incorrectly delivered to our office?
Piers Morgan invited to attend a personal interview at the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul
RIP The much loved truth and justice campaigner, Smears Morgan
Noted journalist, presenter and much loved celebrity Smears Morgan has passed away.
The Chatty Chimp 