Rishi Sunak – The Chatty Chimp

Sir Keir Starmer to run in Tory leadership race

Meanwhile, the privately educated, working class burger flipper, Kemi BadEnoch, is trying to win support by turning The Handmaid’s Tale into reality.

If we don’t get a white Christmas this government has had it.

Sure, we may lose a few voters but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Liz tries to distance her self from claims that she aimed to join Labour and missed.

If Tory votes count double we might get as many as forty votes!

As a record number of Tory MPs lose their five jobs, Hunt brings in TWAT Relief to help out.

By legalising the killing of grandparents young people will finally be able to get on to the housing ladder.

Imaginary laws require an imaginary cabinet ,after all we are making this up as we go along.