The central committee responsible for the administration of offensive insults, slurs, and banter has issued a revised rating for the phrase, “You bloody woke do-gooder.”

“Following our review, the phrase has been removed from our database. The team determined the phrase’s original intention was as a ‘vicious and cutting remark designed to offend and demean educated, caring liberals and anyone who disagrees with white, fascist nut-jobs.’ Now, the phrase has been re-appropriated as a badge of honour by the wokerati. ‘And it’s a bloody good job too,’ explained Jacinta Huppenthal-Greensleeves (Vegan).

Over the last fourteen years, the phrase was hurled at Guardian-reading lefties, immigrant lovers, and gender-aware eco-mentalists. It signified they didn’t belong in our society and confirmed them as anti-British.

Ian Napton explained the panel’s findings.

“We were puzzled as to why being considerate of the needs of others was thought to be a bad thing. At its heart, being woke is simply being nice to people. How is this an insult? We teach this to children for God’s sake. Which parent amongst us hasn’t clipped a child round the ear and said, ‘play nice, you little bastard!’? There is some seriously freaky shit going down to make people believe being considerate of others and the world around is a bad thing.”

A demographic study of users of the phrase “You bloody woke do-gooder.” showed a high number of graduates from the Dunning-Kruger School of Hard Thinking. Graduates are typically unable to recognize the fundamental contradiction in hurling this compliment as an insult to tolerant and understanding people.

Ian Napton went on to say, “We were surprised to find so many graduates living amongst us, and how many of them held such prominent positions in public life.”

As a result of the ruling, anyone insulted by the use of “You bloody woke do-gooder.” can simply respond with “Thank you, I’m glad you noticed.”

Meanwhile, the use of “knuckle-dragging morons” has been approved for general usage. It would, by default, apply to Daily Mail readers, Gammon News viewers, Conservatives, Deform UK voters and the residents of Clacton.