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Long lost Charlie Duckins poem discovered in Chatty’s archives
I wish I was your bumble bee, my heart all true and solemn, I’d buzz around your honey-pot and suckle on your pollen
It’s time for The Chatty Chimp to wander off in search of a new tyre swing
The Chatty Chimp says goodbye.c
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