Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers. Even more successful than when Baldrick was elected MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers
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£20,000 train ticket after Prince Charles used GWR’s On-Line booking site
£20,000 train journey after Prince Charles uses GWR’s On-Line booking
As Theresa’s last day at work approaches, Downing Street staff ponder ideas for a suitable leaving gift
As Theresa’s last day at work approaches Downing Street ponders ideas for a suitable leaving gift
Devastation as a nice couple adopt Bouncer, the psychotic Labrador
Devastation as a nice couple adopt Bouncer, the psychotic Labrador
As Tory leadership candidates are revealed the country cries “Please stay, Theresa!”
As Tory leadership candidates are revealed the country cries “Please stay, Theresa!”
British Tennis officially graded as ‘shite again’
British Tennis officially rated as ‘shite again’
The Tory leadership race – brought to you by Coke
Tory Leadership contest brought to you by Coke. “My drug habit was bigger than yours” says future PM
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Once again the NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of the latest shooting but refuse to actually do anything about these shootings.
COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures
COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures
Critics claim it’s ‘PC gone mad’ after Jeremy Kyle show cancelled
Critics claim it’s ‘PC gone mad’ after Jeremy Kyle show cancelled, just because a guest committed suicide after being shamelessly exploited on the show
White Middle-Aged Atheist manages to go a whole day without being a racist di*k
Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k
Taxpayer stunned to indifference over the new Royal baby
Taxpayer stunned to indifference over the new Royal baby
The Chatty Chimp 