Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
Liz Truss buys a hide-in fridge
ITV airs three hours of silence in memory of Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain after being beaten up by the weatherman.
EU Immigrant wins British money in Euromillions lottery win
Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders
Tommy Robinson takes over as Director of Gammontry at Aryan Air
Tommy Robinson takes over as Director of Gammon at Aryan Air
The Chatty Chimp 