If we don’t get a white Christmas this government has had it.
Labour Out campaign gathers momentum
The get ‘Labour Out’ campaign kicks off
As Keir Starmer leads Labour to it’s greatest electoral success his supporters campaign to get Labour Out
Fishy Sunak to conscript a Grandads Army
Sure, we may lose a few voters but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Liz Truss crosses the floor and accidentally rejoins the Conservative Party
Liz tries to distance her self from claims that she aimed to join Labour and missed.
Rishi Sunak set to play his joker! Tory votes to count double!
If Tory votes count double we might get as many as forty votes!
Royal Family to get in on the Tory Gravy Boat
Andrew tried it by giving that nice young gal $12 million but we thought about it and decided it was the wrong way round.
I’m not a racist, I’m RICH!
Tory donor defends racist comments “Some of my best staff are black” says Sir William Giles-Giles
Tory Election Campaign Goes Boom!
If Starmer isn’t prepared to blow up brownies, how can he protect the people of Tunbridge Wells? The South East is not safe in his hands!
NHS turns to Shamen, spiritualists and colour therapists to ease staffing crisis
Government plans to ease the NHS backlog by using Physician Associates, “at leasr you’ll get to see someone” says Minister
Following the Stockton row the Tories celebrate their first fact-checking success
After years of fact checking Tories finally win one. Although Not So then went on to deny he’d said it, thereby returning to form.
Hunt announces benefit increase for soon-to-be unemployable MPs
As a record number of Tory MPs lose their five jobs, Hunt brings in TWAT Relief to help out.
The COVID Inquiry runs out of f%&*ing swear words
It’s a fu$%ing swear word, don’t let it distract you from what is really going on.
The Chatty Chimp 