Scotsman admits Burns Night is just a chance to fleece cash from the English. How can ye believe play music to mince?
Scotsman admits Burns Night is just a chance to fleece cash from the English
EU Immigrant wins British money in Euromillions lottery win
Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders
Homeless Southend man forced to eat in Starbucks
A homeless Southend man was made to eat in Starbucks after a well-wisher forced food upon him. Staff tried to throw the vagrant out but failed.
The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow for Gloop
The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow and her groundbreaking work with her company, Gloop. Proving looks trumps brains, every time.
The Chatty Chimp 