The one thing Russia doesn’t need to bother spying on is Britain. No! they bought that years ago.
Foreign agents must register for a ‘Right to Spy’ permit
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Boris Johnson insists that Dominic Raab retake his Geography GCSE
he couldn’t find his arse with both hands, he once got lost in a corner, and he had to be rescued after becoming stuck up the wrong creek, sans paddle
The Great Lockdown Escape Plan, featuring every Tom, Dick and Harry
Dig your way to victory.
Mike Cashley to use the Legions of the Damned to keep his shops open
All Mr S Atan wanted in return was my eternal soul, and as it doesn’t exist I was happy to sign it over.
As the toilet paper shortage begins to bite, Greta Thunberg urges people to recycle
“Please recycle your used bog roll, save the planet and don’t destroy my future” says Greta
Satan announces delight at impending fatherhood
Satan announces impending fatherhood, “Being able to pass on the family business will leave more time to work on my golf handicap” he says.
Jeremy Clarkson comes out as a Caravaneer
It’s been classic over-compensation. I’ve always loved them but I could never admit but now, in the 21st Century I can say, I am a Caravaneer!
Prince William calls for more diversity, just not in his own family
Prince William calls for the working class to be more diverse by ensuring that entertainment industry awards reflect wider society. Without any hint of irony, the Prince castigated the audience for holding […]
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Terrorists think attacking Prince Andy will harm their reputation
Terrorists think attacking Prince Andy will harm their reputation so security services have removed his personal protection squad.
Derek Acorah, noted psychic, spiritualist and medium dies unexpectedly
Following the death of the noted psychic, Derek Acorah, he announces details of his new series, Death is not the Final Word.
Johnson summoned to Head’s Study after his bad behaviour in Assembly
Master Johnson has been summoned to the Headmaster’s Study following some rude, offensive and insulting behaviour in Assembly.
The Chatty Chimp 