I wish I was your bumble bee, my heart all true and solemn, I’d buzz around your honey-pot and suckle on your pollen
Fantasy Theme Park visit doesn’t have a happy ending
It was pink and glittery as advertised, but the skin looked suspiciously like spandex.
Accidental community hero honoured by his neighbours
I’ll be ready once I’ve remodelled the kitchen and added a conservatory
Wannabe super villain misunderstands ‘Clap For Our NHS’
Evil plan to give the NHS a bloody good dose of the clap, thwarted!
Weinstein tests positive and begins 23 years isolation
He is well cared for, the neighbours are keeping a close eye on him, meals are shipped in and the alzheimer’s is coming along nicely
Queen’s speech refers to Annus Horribilis II but which annus does she mean?
Her Maj refers to Annus Horribilis II, but it is unclear to which Annus one is referring