Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
UN send emergency aid to Edinburgh as supplies of Avocado, Quinoa and Hummus reach critical levels
UN send emergency supplies of Avocado, Quinoa and Hummus to the Edinburgh Festival as visitors are stranded miles from the nearest Waitrose
Fake Balsamic Vinegar; middle-class shoppers offered counselling
Fake Balsamic Vinegar has entered the food supply chain resulting in middle class foodies becoming traumatised at the thought of having used unbranded vinegar. Up market retailers were quick to reassure customers […]
Maths genius finds a new number while calculating his Xmas spending
Maths genius discovers a new number when trying to work out how much money he spent at Xmas
The Chatty Chimp 