The Mountie’s always get their man, so we are going to use that expertise to track down the contacts and bring them in.
Where’s Wally sponsor Boris’s world-beating Track and Trace Programme
The 3 book training programme; Wally goes to Barnard Castle, Wally goes to Specsavers and Wally’s in the Rose Garden.
Britain to be battered by a biblical storm of bullshit, claims The Express
Once more a wave of bullshit emanates from the offices of The Daily Express and sweeps across the country.
Automaton wins the BBC’s annual (Sports) Lack of Personality Award
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
Testing fiasco as Matt and Dido run out of fingers and toes to count on
Even though Matt took off his shoes, they couldn’t keep up with the rising numbers.
Scottish Tourist F*cked Off By Rush Hour London Underground Bulls**t
Glaswegian less than impressed with behaviour on the London Tube System. ‘It’s f*ckin nuts’ he cries as heads back North.
Wigan Zoo set to display a rare Jacob Rees-Mogg
Jacob Rees-Mogg set to go on display in Wigan Zoo. The aim is to set up a breeding pair.
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins