100,000 angry Man Utd fans block the streets of West London in protest at Jose Mourinho
100,000 angry Man Utd fans block the streets of West London in protest at Jose Mourinho
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New tissue ranges announced including Teenager, Single Woman, Mum, Granny and Man Utd Fan
New tissue ranges announced including Teenager, Single Woman, Mum, Granny and Man Utd Fan
The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut
The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut
DUP say “Thanks for the money, Theresa, but we’re off now”
DUP say “Thanks for the money, Theresa, but we’re off now”
Facebook to pay 3 times as much tax, BUT 3 x Bugger All is still Sweet FA
Facebook to pay 3 times as much tax, BUT 3 x Bugger All is still Sweet FA
54 yr old man w**ks himself into a coma after his first week working from home
A man pleasures himself into a coma rather than do any work.
University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Get a degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one
Easy Jet boarding, only allows one bag on the plane. Many turn up with more than one bag, so Easy Jet are running a counting course to teach them the difference.
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant Chain in Salisbury
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant in Salisbury
The Chatty Chimp 