Decoded radio signals from across the Galaxy reveal hidden message, “Brexit, ffs, will you just get on with it”
Decoded radio signals from across the Galaxy reveal Aliens hidden message, “Brexit, ffs, will you just get on with it”
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NRA resort to Thoughts & Prayers to save them from financial ruin
NRA resort to Thoughts & Prayers to save them from financial ruin
Southern Fail regret to announce two months of delays and cancellations due to the unexpected arrival of autumn
Southern Fail regret to announce two months of delays and cancellations due to the unexpected arrival of autumn
Hey Ho Hop artists, The Somerset Paddy Ticklers are surprise favourites to win big at the MTV (EU) Awards
The Somerset Paddy Ticklers are surprise favourites to win at the MTV (EU) Awards with their Hey Ho Hop
Trendsetters latest must have accessory is a ginger baby
Trendsetters latest must have accessory is a ginger baby
For Sale – two rubbish bins in Westminster, a snip for a first time buyer at £350,000
For Sale – two rubbish bins in Westminster, a snip for a first time buyer at £350,000
Gerald Hancock denied benefits and declared fit for work despite being dead for 7 months
Gerald Hancock denied benefits and declared fit for work despite being dead for 7 months
Latest exam results are the best ever again
For the fortieth year running, education chiefs have announced that A Level and GCSE exam pass rates have increased yet again. The A Level pass rate is now up to 94.5689% and […]
‘What the Fudge?’ The new Homemade Fudge from Corby’s Confectionery Co leaves a nasty taste in the mouth
What the Fudge?’ The new Homemade Fudge from Corby’s Confectionery Co leaves a nasty taste in the mouth
Plucky English housewife, Mrs May, calls out the AA after her car breaks down during her Grand Tour of Europe
Plucky English housewife stranded in a foreign city says “Bugger Europe, I’m not going there again.”
Man sells beloved family pet in order to afford a trip to the dentist
Man sells beloved family pet in order to afford emergency dental treatment.
Heads to roll at Amazon after receiving a £1.7 mill tax bill
Heads are expected to roll at the UK division of Amazon after an undetected internal accounting error meant that the company has become liable for UK Corporation Tax of £1.7m. The company, […]
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