‘One guy eats an undercooked bat and now we’ve got to change our name.’ moans BAT exec
Baccy giant BAT Bowled By Covid
bootslacey
A 60+ guy living on the south coast of the UK whose friends would agree with his own description of an opinionated G.O.B. (Grumpy Old Bugger) .....and Semi Urban Man (SUM).....consequently self titled as 'GOBSUM'
Like a decent beer and also a lover of football on the blue side of Manchester
Matt Hancock preparing Expletive Speech
Look, it’s not complicated you C%$^, just stay the f%^& away from every other c^&*
Staycation? You’ve got to be kidding
As the public once again ignore requests to help Britain by holidaying at home in favour of sun, sangria and sex!
Fit Driver gets revenge on Traffic Warden by parking in a disabled bay
“He got me months ago, but there was no one about today so I parked there again, I walked 1.5 miles to the shop but I showed him”
National plea for relief from Tedious Uplifting Songs
For God’s sake spare us from this uplifting shite!
Wannabe super villain misunderstands ‘Clap For Our NHS’
Evil plan to give the NHS a bloody good dose of the clap, thwarted!
French fashion labels to bling COVID-19 face masks
Bringing a bit of je ne sai quoi to the international pandemic.
The Chatty Chimp 