Home Office say’s the UK is overcrowded by 17 Million and propses to deport the Leave Voters to balance the numbers
Home Office say’s the UK is overcrowded by 17 Million and proposes to deport the Leave Voters
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Southern Fail announce commemerative Brexit fare increase
Southern Fail announce commemerative Brexit fare increase
Project Fear in overdrive as Porsche plan to charge Brits 10% more to look like a twat
Project Fear in overdrive as Porsche plan to charge Brits 10% more to look like a twat
Honda smashes Nissan in the race for the Brexit Door
Honda smash Nissan in the race for the Brexit Door
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre/workplace) in (state/town/city)
Following another mass shooting in the US, here is the standard NRA Press Release.
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?
Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s) Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately […]
Plans are afoot to move the Royal Family out of London if summer rioting breaks out
Whitehall sources have confirmed that plans originally drawn up during the Cold War to evacuate the Royal Family out of London in the event of nuclear attack have been “repurposed” in anticipation […]
Surprisingly people are actually listening to the yellow snow warnings rather than ogling the TV weather girl
Surprisingly people are actually listening to the yellow snow warnings rather than ogling the TV weather girl
don’t eat yellow snow
In Dear Barbary this week, Theresa feels unloved and unsupported at work, should she consider a career change?
Theresa feels unloved and unsupported at work, should she consider a career change?
Dear Barbary says, maybe you should
How many builders does it take to build Trump’s wall?
American school children have found their Math questions have been updated. They’ve given up filling the bath now the quesstion is, How many builders does it take to build Trump’s wall?
The Chatty Chimp 