We have been keeping this news a secret, but now we can announce that The Chatty Chimp has been rated the 83rd Best Satire Site on the Internet.
83rd, we can’t tell you how proud we are. Having put zero effort into letting the world know that we exist, someone noticed. It’s a remarkable achievement!
If we were receiving this at a public ceremony, where some form of acceptance speech was required, one of the apes would explain to the expectant throng, how a complete lack of ambition, commitment and talent resulted in this award!
Chatty putting in a shift!
It is a salutary lesson to all those who strive, work long hours, make heroic sacrifices and show the relentless dedication to their cause, that you can achieve success by lying back on the sofa with a nice cup of tea and a packet of Jaffa Cakes.
Thank you to Feedspot for noticing we exist.
Chatty on hearing the news that we are number 83
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We look forward to hearing from you.
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