Fri. Oct 30th, 2020

We have been keeping this news a secret, but now we can announce that The Chatty Chimp has been rated the 83rd Best Satire Site on the Internet.

83rd, we can’t tell you how proud we are. Having put zero effort into letting the world know that we exist, someone noticed. It’s a remarkable achievement!

If we were receiving this at a public ceremony, where some form of acceptance speech was required, one of the apes would explain to the expectant throng, how a complete lack of ambition, commitment and talent resulted in this award!

Chatty putting in a shift!

It is a salutary lesson to all those who strive, work long hours, make heroic sacrifices and show the relentless dedication to their cause, that you can achieve success by lying back on the sofa with a nice cup of tea and a packet of Jaffa Cakes.  

Thank you to Feedspot for noticing we exist.

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Chatty on hearing the news that we are number 83


Do you fancy writing for the 83rd Best Satire Site on the Internet?

Think you can write a better story? Why not give it a go? Send your fantastical tale to submissions@chattychimp.com

We look forward to hearing from you.


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The cheeky monkey responsible for this. Not a scooby what he is doing most of the time. Otherwise to found consuming, beer, cheese and biscuits. If you're passing stop and say hi.

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