Family feud erupts after husband turns the house Boris Blue for Xmas. “I’ll burn his Daily Mail collection!” Threatens Mrs Napton
Xmas tensions rise as husband decorates the house Boris Blue
For Auld Lang’s Syne, one more beer won’t hurt
Xmas Hangover, days don’t work and a continuous diet of chocolate, cheese and past its best turkey isn’t working.
Hers’s to a very Happy New Year Everyone, have a wonderful 1956
Here is to a Happy New Year to everyone. The trouble is the year is 1956.
Making Britain grate again
Teenagers suffering anxiety, depression and PTSD as parents disconnect the WiFi over Xmas
Teenagers suffering anxiety, depression and PTSD as parents disconnect the WiFi over Xmas
Amazon delivery driver visits so often he’s coming for Xmas dinner
A parcel delivery driver visits the Jackson’s house so often he’s now coming for Xmas dinner
Maths genius finds a new number while calculating his Xmas spending
Maths genius discovers a new number when trying to work out how much money he spent at Xmas
Hark the herald angels sing, his bloody Auntie’s nicked my gin
While mothers washed their crocs by night,
Then put their turkey’s in’
Their idle families ate her chocs,
And then they nicked her gin.
Jacob Rees-Mogg welcomes the return of the Frost Fair
Jacob Rees-Mogg welcomes the return of the Frost Fair
Santa Claus banned due to negative health effects on children
Santa Claus banned as he has a bad effect on children’s health. Fat, red-faced, pie-eating alcoholic sets a bad example for the non-Scottish.
The Chatty Chimp 