Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!

"This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture" says woke singleton, Paul

Just in time for Xmas, Apple unveils this year's must have Xmas gift, the eagerly anticipated iSock X

I grew up with him, so you get used to it, but it' no fun for the rest of the…

Fat Santa ordered to shield from Corona Virus as his weight, diet and lifestyle means he's in the high-risk group.

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Mum saves time at Xmas by throwing he Xmas food shop straight into the bun

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