Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
“This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture” says woke singleton, Paul
Just in time for Xmas, Apple unveils this year’s must have Xmas gift, the eagerly anticipated iSock X
I grew up with him, so you get used to it, but it’ no fun for the rest of the family.
Fat Santa ordered to shield from Corona Virus as his weight, diet and lifestyle means he’s in the high-risk group.
Man with a slight head cold insists he is on the verge of death, whilst his wife is less than sympathetic.
Mum saves time at Xmas by throwing he Xmas food shop straight into the bun
In answer to the question: This Xmas what do you get the man who has everything? In Jacob Rees-Mogg’s case, the answer is the county of Hampshire.
Middle-aged man has his Xmas party spoilt after a young girl ‘disrespects’ him.
Department Store accidently hires Satan instead of Santa for this year’s Christmas Grotto. Both sides say they are happy with the deal.
Totally PC Christmas Card unveiled. Guaranteed to take the joy out of the holiday season.
Family feud erupts after husband turns the house Boris Blue for Xmas. “I’ll burn his Daily Mail collection!” Threatens Mrs Napton