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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

The Conservative Party gives itself indefinite leave to remain in power

By colin on Mar 26, 2019
Conservative Party Leader

The Conservative Party has been given indefinite leave to remain in power, for ever. The people have spoken. Its in Britain’s best interests

Grayling Airways flight to Dusseldorf lands at Edinburgh Airport

By colin on Mar 26, 2019
Edinburgh Airport

Grayling Airways flight lands in Edinburgh, Germany, by mistake. Passengers take full responsibility

Fancy contributing to Chatty? Would you like to see your written work published?

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 25, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Old fashioned writing machine

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

1 Million turn up for Central London’s ‘I have a banner’ day

By thecrownprince on Mar 25, 2019
INternational I have a banner day

1 Million turn up for Central London’s ‘I have a banner’ day

Scotland off to a flyer as they start their exit from Euro 2020

By on Mar 24, 2019
Euro 2020 Football fan

Scotland off to a flyer as they start their exit from Euro 2020

Under GDPR police are unable to arrest a graffiti artist who used his own name

By on Mar 24, 2019
Graffiti Artist

Under GDPR police are unable to arrest a graffiti artist who signed his own name

OPTA Statistics, Are they telling the whole story?

By on Mar 23, 2019
OPTA Stats

OPTA Statistics, Are they telling the whole story? or are they just another way of stating te bloody obvious?

Pro Brexit ‘Go Slow’ protest on the M62 backfires as journey times speed up

By on Mar 22, 2019
Pro Brexit Traffic Jam

Pro Brexit ‘Go Slow’ protest on the M62 backfires as journey times increase. Drivers ask for it to be held everyday

New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes

By on Mar 22, 2019
New Men staring at women

New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes of little use to anyone

Margaret Thatcher to be resurrected on Easter Sunday

By on Mar 21, 2019
Margaret Thatcher Funeral procession

Margaret Thatcher to be resurrected on Easter Sunday

He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy

By on Mar 20, 2019
He is not The Messiah

He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy

Neanderthal declared fit to work by ATOS

By on Mar 20, 2019
Neanderthal Skeleton undergoing an ATOS interview

Neanderthal declared fit to work by ATOS

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    What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

    What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

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