Poo Wars breaking out in gender neutral toilets as women say their sh*t doesn’t stink
Gender Neutral Toilets are causing a bit of a kerfuffle
The Conservative Party gives itself indefinite leave to remain in power
The Conservative Party has been given indefinite leave to remain in power, for ever. The people have spoken. Its in Britain’s best interests
Grayling Airways flight to Dusseldorf lands at Edinburgh Airport
Grayling Airways flight lands in Edinburgh, Germany, by mistake. Passengers take full responsibility
Fancy contributing to Chatty? Would you like to see your written work published?
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet
1 Million turn up for Central London’s ‘I have a banner’ day
1 Million turn up for Central London’s ‘I have a banner’ day
Scotland off to a flyer as they start their exit from Euro 2020
Scotland off to a flyer as they start their exit from Euro 2020
Under GDPR police are unable to arrest a graffiti artist who used his own name
Under GDPR police are unable to arrest a graffiti artist who signed his own name
OPTA Statistics, Are they telling the whole story?
OPTA Statistics, Are they telling the whole story? or are they just another way of stating te bloody obvious?
Pro Brexit ‘Go Slow’ protest on the M62 backfires as journey times speed up
Pro Brexit ‘Go Slow’ protest on the M62 backfires as journey times increase. Drivers ask for it to be held everyday
New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes
New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes of little use to anyone
Margaret Thatcher to be resurrected on Easter Sunday
Margaret Thatcher to be resurrected on Easter Sunday
He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy
He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy
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