It’s been a difficult year, i know chaps who have struggled to make £20million, don’t know how they survive
City reaps financial bonanza as pound plummets on No Deal
BJ’s word ban spells joy for makers of correction fluid
Shares in Tittex have risen sharply as Boris bans the use of certain words as he tries to spin his web of lies. Correction fluid now in short supply
FCA Forced to clean up their own mess
It seems that someone at the FCA has been leaving little parcels of joy on the bathroom floors. Maybe they’d been mis-sold PPI
Fat Cats get to work fewer hours for more money
Fat Cats will get a shorter working week, i order that they may better spend their incredible pay packets.
Protestors protesting about Protest Marches run into counter protest
Protestors protesting about Protest Marches run into counter protest
Die you bitch, for f***s sake die
Divorced man wants his ex-wife to die before the joint life assurance policy runs out.
The Chatty Chimp 