Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row. Don’t worry, we won’t get caught spying again. No definitely not.
Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row
Slaughter at Trump International Tower as shouts of “Yeehah” are mistaken for “Jihad”
Slaughter at Trump International Tower as shouts of “Yeehah” are mistaken for “Jihad”
Australian wins the 2010 Hide and Seek World Championship
Australian wins the 2010 Hide and Seek World Championship
Francis Underwood called in to help Theresa May get her deal through
Theresa May calls in Francis Underwood to get her deal through
Death penalty reprieve really annoys Donald Trump
Death penalty reprieve really annoys Donald Trump
North Korea elects only voter as Supreme Leader in democratic elections
North Korea elects only voter as Supreme Leader in democratic elections
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre/workplace) in (state/town/city)
Following another mass shooting in the US, here is the standard NRA Press Release.
BT Broadband Helpline tells Mr Putin to unplug the internet and plug it back in again to see if that fixes it
BT Broadband Helpline tells Mr Putin to unplug the internet and plug it back in again to see if that fixes it
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s) Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately […]
Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God
Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God
Donald Trump unexpectedly resigns after reading an abusive and critical tweet sent by Gav from Eastbourne
Donald Trump unexpectedly resigns after reading an abusive and critical tweet
How many builders does it take to build Trump’s wall?
American school children have found their Math questions have been updated. They’ve given up filling the bath now the quesstion is, How many builders does it take to build Trump’s wall?
The Chatty Chimp 