Man United, booted out of Europe’s second most pointless trophy, they don’t even have the consolation of a consolation prize in Le Consolation cup.
Man United crash out of the UEFA LDV Vans Coca-Cola Shield
Oxford University’s no clapping policy to be extended to Old Trafford
Oxford University have decided to ban clapping as it’s undermining to those of lesser ability. Manchester United are doing the same to protect their players
Armitage Shanks signs for Manchester United
Man Utd sign Armitage Shanks as their official urinal partner. But are they just taking the piss?
Jose thoughts on what really happened at Manchester United
Jose Mourinho stabbed in the back by a bunch of traitors
100,000 angry Man Utd fans block the streets of West London in protest at Jose Mourinho
100,000 angry Man Utd fans block the streets of West London in protest at Jose Mourinho
Are the Sky Football scheduling team on the verge of a mental breakdown?
According to Sky what every English football fan wants to see is Gangzhou Evergrande vs Beijing Renhe. Leeds v Blackburn is available on the red button. Enjoy.
New tissue ranges announced including Teenager, Single Woman, Mum, Granny and Man Utd Fan
New tissue ranges announced including Teenager, Single Woman, Mum, Granny and Man Utd Fan
Manchester University’s No Clapping policy to be extended to Old Trafford
Manchester University’s No Clapping policy to be extended to Old Trafford – many thought it already had been
Mourinho Expectedly Resigns and a Makes Sideways Move into Farming
Mourinho Expectedly Resigns and a Makes Sideways Move into Farming
The special one is to host Man Utd-in- Need Telethon
Help Man Utd buy a footballer
The Chatty Chimp 