Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning with a bid of £2,000.
Newsreaders to get poker-face training following Trump’s positive test
Newsreaders around the world can’t stop laughing at Donald Trump testing positive for Covid. “God certainly has a sense of humour” said one.
BBC replace Newsnight host because she is too intelligent
We can’t have a woman blowing apart the Government’s bullshit, through thoughtful and responsible journalism!
Stay Alert and keep 2 metres away from The Daily Mail
If you are accidently exposed to The Daily Mail, please contact the authorities and book counselling, pictures of puppies may alleviate your distress.
BBC News coverage to be cut to 10 minutes a day
‘Same shit different day has never been more true than now, we may as well save some dosh’ says BBC Exec
Chatty Chimp News (CCN) presents Breaking News, with Brice Ledingham
Chatty Chimp News (CCN) Almost the complete opposite of a proper news channel. Bringing you all the news that’s unfit to print, in easy to watch tubes.