If we don’t get a white Christmas this government has had it.
Labour Out campaign gathers momentum
The get ‘Labour Out’ campaign kicks off
As Keir Starmer leads Labour to it’s greatest electoral success his supporters campaign to get Labour Out
Fishy Sunak to conscript a Grandads Army
Sure, we may lose a few voters but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Liz Truss crosses the floor and accidentally rejoins the Conservative Party
Liz tries to distance her self from claims that she aimed to join Labour and missed.
NHS turns to Shamen, spiritualists and colour therapists to ease staffing crisis
Government plans to ease the NHS backlog by using Physician Associates, “at leasr you’ll get to see someone” says Minister
Following the Stockton row the Tories celebrate their first fact-checking success
After years of fact checking Tories finally win one. Although Not So then went on to deny he’d said it, thereby returning to form.
Hunt announces benefit increase for soon-to-be unemployable MPs
As a record number of Tory MPs lose their five jobs, Hunt brings in TWAT Relief to help out.
Conference Tories to win back voters with a bribe fuelled culture war, again
By legalising the killing of grandparents young people will finally be able to get on to the housing ladder.
Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, get 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty
Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty. There has never been a better time to buy undue influence
Universal Credit claimants welcome the chance to hide their money in UK-Based tax-havens
“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
Graham Brady receives letters of no confidence in Liz Truss
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.
Liz Truss buys a hide-in fridge
Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
The Chatty Chimp 