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America asks The Queen to have her back
Appalled at America becoming a global laughing stock The Yanks have asked The Queen to have them back
Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury
Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury as middle class white kids get their rocks off in the sunshine
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of Statues
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of International Statues by the unusual tactic of turning away from the field of play
Everyone deserves a fourth chance says Mo Salah
Every unrepentant pathological offender deserves an unlimited number of chances, “That’s why I’m backing Boris”, says Mo Salah
Mike Ashley lays out his plans for Newcastle Direct
Mike Ashley lays out his plans for Newcastle Direct. Penny pinching tycoon sets out ambitious plan to do nothing again