All change at Newcastle United. Steve Bruce takes over as manager, the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job
The Liberal Democrats have appointed someone as Party Leader
The Liberal Democrats have appointed someone as Party Leader ending no speculation that the job would go to anyone and everyone
Shirley The Middle-Aged Siren at Hastings Fringe
Shirley The Middle-Aged Siren at Hastings Fringe. A good show performed by a very talented singer.
Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had
Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had. Scheme to be expanded to cover other damn fool things the driver has done
BBC and ITV launch a new monthly streaming service – GammonTV
BBC and ITV launch new monthly streaming service – GammonTV – Programmes from the golden age of TV
Armitage Shanks signs for Manchester United
Man Utd sign Armitage Shanks as their official urinal partner. But are they just taking the piss?
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever. Don’t put off until tomorrow, something you can just as easily put off until next week.
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their Hamlet scripts
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
Islington snowflake’s ‘Awareness Campaign’ goes a bit Pete Tong
Islington snowflake’s ‘Awareness Campaign’ goes a bit Pete Tong
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes.
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone. Does drinking pissy lager take away your pride?