Bob The Builder has become the Senior Adviser to Boris Johnson. The new Manifesto has a resolutely positive theme. Can we fix it for me? Is the Tory cry
Bob The Builder now Boris’s Senior Adviser
West Brom to be reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review
West Brom have been reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review of last season. Man City have had 87 goals wiped out.
Amused Moose Comedy Award Winners Showcase
Amused Moose Comedy Showcase presents two of their Edinburgh Fringe award winners. Liam Withnail and Archie Henderson at The Soho Theatre London
Emeritus Professor of History, Donald Maximus Trump re-writes American History
History Professor, Donald Maximus Trump has suggested that American have had a relationship with Italy, since Ancient Rome. Oh! how the world laughed.
Stand Up with Janine Harouni (Please Remain Seated) – Now in London
Edinburgh Fringe’s multi-award winning must see show, Stand Up with Janine Harouni at Soho Theatre, London on 21st October.
Will Boris be dead or alive when he goes into the ditch? The nation waits
As Boris pens his letter to Monsieur Barnier the nation waits to see if he will be dead when he is thrown into a ditch or will climb in of his own accord.
Composers Network proudly present “With Memories”
The Composers Network present “With Memories”, using music to explore issues related to dementia and raise money for Memory Lane
Bristol top of the cocaine league for the second year running
In a tightly fought contest, Bristol beat Amsterdam, Paris and Madrid to become the cocaine capital of Europe. Russell Brand denies he lives there.
Stand Up with Janine Harouni (Please Remain Seated) – Now in London
Edinburgh Fringe’s multi-award winning must see show, Stand Up with Janine Harouni at Soho Theatre, London on 21st October.
MP Suspended over sexual misconduct but it wasn’t Boris Johnson
An MP was suspended yesterday, following allegations of sexual impropriety. There was widespread surprise when it turned out to NOT be Boris Johnson.
Amused Moose Comedy Award Winners Showcase
Amused Moose Comedy Showcase presents two of their Edinburgh Fringe award winners. Liam Withnail and Archie Henderson at The Soho Theatre London
Impeached Trump claims he’s never eaten peaches
Trump Impeached but he claims he has never eaten peaches, that is a load of old cobblers say The Clinton’s. Meanwhile Peaches Strip Club is open as usual.
The Chatty Chimp 