Tue. Jan 25th, 2022

Christmas is coming and The FA has the ideal present for the football fan in your life!

The FA proudly presents its new double album, Now that’s what I call Football’s Greatest Hits!

Yes! Every football fan’s favourite terrace songs in one place, including the classics, “The referee’s a wanker,” “You’re going to get your f*cking heads kicked in,” “Dirty Northern Bastards,” “You’re getting sacked in the morning,” “You don’t know what you’re doing” and, especially for the lower league away fans, “My garden shed is bigger than this.”

Decades of terrace animosity, all on two LP records, to capture the atmosphere of the 1970s, allowing your loved one to reminisce about the Saturdays when they rampaged through the streets around their favourite football ground. 

Who can forget “Charlie George, superstar, walks like a woman and he wears a bra?” Your loved one can be singing along on Christmas morning. Just don’t be offended when they don their football scarf and start singing “It’s nice to know you’re here, now f*ck off” as you’re serving up Christmas lunch.

The limited edition of this fabulous double album contains, as a bonus, the extended version of “My old man said be a City fan” on side two, what more could a football fan want?

Now that’s what I call Football’s Greatest Hits! All the classics and many, many more.

Shall we sing a song for you?


By Colin

Colin is one of our more experienced writers, he is very fond of a cup of tea, a bourbon biscuit and a bit of a nap in the middle of the afternoon. Been noted to express disapproval with a hrrump!

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