Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of International Statues by the unusual tactic of turning away from the field of play
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of Statues
Everyone deserves a fourth chance says Mo Salah
Every unrepentant pathological offender deserves an unlimited number of chances, “That’s why I’m backing Boris”, says Mo Salah
Mike Ashley lays out his plans for Newcastle Direct
Mike Ashley lays out his plans for Newcastle Direct. Penny pinching tycoon sets out ambitious plan to do nothing again
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test based on a Painter’s Colour Chart
Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way”
Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way”
Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the reincarnation of Sir Lancelot du Lac claims spiritualist
Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the reincarnation of Sir Lancelot du Lac claims spiritualist
£20,000 train ticket after Prince Charles used GWR’s On-Line booking site
£20,000 train journey after Prince Charles uses GWR’s On-Line booking
Harry and Meg’s kitchen makeover comes in at £2.4 million
Harry and Meg’s kitchen makeover comes in at £2.4 million after the project was handed to Chris Grayling.
Linguists claim people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s name because he is one
Linguistic experts confirm people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s last name is because he’s a c
As Theresa’s last day at work approaches, Downing Street staff ponder ideas for a suitable leaving gift
As Theresa’s last day at work approaches Downing Street ponders ideas for a suitable leaving gift
Climate protestor tested positive for Banana and Salted Caramel Milkshake
Climate protestor tested positive for Banana and Salted Caramel Milkshake
Carabao Cup draw takes place in the Morrisons soft drinks aisle
Trendsetting Carabao Cup draw takes place in Morrisons soft drinks aisle.
The Chatty Chimp 