After a successful campaign by local residents a school in Birmingham has succeeded in getting lessons in being nice to each other, removed from the curriculum. It turns out that the religiots are […]
DofE’s radical plans for the reintroduction of Capital Punishment cause controversy
Mike Ashley in a new and exciting partnership with the Department of Education
Monetising teaching, pile it high and sell it cheap
Maths genius discovers a new number when trying to work out how much money he spent at Xmas
School cancels school disco due to outcome specific non-positive performance data
Tory MP proposes letting children fight for lunch time food
Ofsted accuse school of letting children down by trying to teach them something
Overfunded school has too many glue sticks
For the fortieth year running, education chiefs have announced that A Level and GCSE exam pass rates have increased yet again. The A Level pass rate is now up to 94.5689% and […]
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