“Mass market masses for the masses” said the Pope. “Get your blessings here! £10 a blessing. Hands laid on for free.” Said the Archbish of C.
What Christ really said about the Christmas Market
Trump urges America to send thoughts and prayers to Elon in his time of greed
Now, more than ever the left-wing commie scum is trying to make society fairer for all, we all need to help Elon in his fight to stop this.
The NRA send thoughts and prayers following a mass shooting at (The school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
NRA’s mass shooting response template leaked online. “Journalism is a doddle” says media critic.
Mount Olympus cited over numerous Health and Safety violations
It’s Health and Safety gone mad, before you know it they will stop you having sex with the livestock next. Now, where is that Swan?
Catholic Church in schism over Pineapple on Pizza
Cardinal Mott Zarella says that putting a pineapple on pizza is a sin.
Management Consultants go to Hell
Satan calls in the Management Consultants after receiving a bigger tax bill than Amazon
God, the Big G, the Lad Himself, has decided to self-isolate
The Big G has self-isolated, his Doctor insists it is merely a precaution. The faithful would pray for him but ….
DUP outraged to discover homosexuality isn’t compulsory
After same-sex marriage was legalised in Northern Ireland the DUP were gutted to learn it wasn’t compulsory
Pope Francis to star in Rocky 8 ‘Who’s the Daddy?’
In the Red Corner, The Holy Roller himself, it’s The Pope and in the Blue Corner the undisputed hero Crocky Balboa
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage bringing it in line with other fundamentalist states, like Alabama
Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe
Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe
National Psychic Association warns of the danger of fake psychics
National Psychic Association warns of the danger of fake psychics.
The Chatty Chimp 