“Mass market masses for the masses” said the Pope. “Get your blessings here! £10 a blessing. Hands laid on for free.” Said the Archbish of C.
What Christ really said about the Christmas Market
58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption
That’s it, I’ve done my bit, someone else can be the adult, I’ve had enough.
Put a tiger in your tank
Treasury says kerching as oil companies ditch renewables for oil and gas drilling. Esso Tiger eats Just Stop Oil protestor.
“DON’T TAX US” SAYS RICH BASTARDS ALLIANCE
Taxing the rich is discriminatory claim the wealthy. “Do you know how hard it is to live on £10 mill a year?2 says Giles Giles
Farage honours culture war casualties
If we are to win this war you need to send me money! Please make your donations payable to Reform UK Ltd.
Met Police: When Good Conduct Is a Surprise
You can’t let people get away with this kind of behaviour, what will the public think of us if we turn up and act in a professional manner?
Free Tommy Robinson from his poolside hell!
Given he is lounging by the pool at a 5 star hotel, how much freer do you want him to be?
Rishi Sunak set to play his joker! Tory votes to count double!
If Tory votes count double we might get as many as forty votes!
I’m not a racist, I’m RICH!
Tory donor defends racist comments “Some of my best staff are black” says Sir William Giles-Giles
Following the Stockton row the Tories celebrate their first fact-checking success
After years of fact checking Tories finally win one. Although Not So then went on to deny he’d said it, thereby returning to form.
Harvey the Rabbit joins Sunak’s imaginary cabinet
Imaginary laws require an imaginary cabinet ,after all we are making this up as we go along.
Track and Trace Consultants are ‘Geo’ cashing in
It’s a brilliant solution, we can sit back and trouser the readies while unpaid volunteers do all the work, kerching!
The Chatty Chimp 