Tag: UK

Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong on Brexit Day

By thecrownprince on Jan 21, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong. Mark Francois ‘If you wanted an ugly, repulsive, hunch-back to ring the bell, surely it should have been me?’

Harry and Meghan withdraw from full time Royalling

By colin on Jan 13, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Harry and Meghan have left the family firm and are starting out on their own. He’s handy with a spanner and she’ll be great at selling on QVC

Queen’s speech refers to Annus Horribilis II but which annus does she mean?

By colin on Nov 18, 2019

Her Maj refers to Annus Horribilis II, but it is unclear to which Annus one is referring

Have you been mis-sold a Brexit? You may have a claim!

By on Oct 13, 2019

Where there is blame there is a claim. There has been lots of blame, now it’s time for the claim.

EU delay response to Boris as they disagree on how to tell him to F*ck Off

By on Oct 8, 2019

The EU response to the latest proposal from Boris Johnson has been delayed as they cannot agree on the best way to tell him to F*ck Off

Flatmates force Scotland to Move Out in row over living arrangements

By on Sep 19, 2019

Trouble in the flat tonight after Scotland announced she has had enough and was moving out. She’s found a nice wee place just off the coast of Cumbria.

Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates

By thecrownprince on Aug 28, 2019

Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates. In retaliation for Britain’s unwillingness to sell rotting meat, he’s banning Love.