If this Daniel Rashford hadn’t starved as a child, who knows where he would have ended up. Arsenal Rovers probably!
Rashford says “Don’t you make me come down there and sort this out!”
Met Police to teach cops not to get caught being racist
He was wearing a loud shirt, after dark, in a built up area. The bastard.
Union Jack painted upside-down on BJ’s new plane
How do I know which way the flag’s supposed to go? I’m from Rochdale!
Man Turns Into Chlorinated Superhero
I can clean anything, I’m Super Chlorinated Chicken Man
Grandad, what did you do in the Corona War?
“When it comes to lying in front of the TV all day, doing cock all, I am your man,” says Grandad
Staycation? You’ve got to be kidding
As the public once again ignore requests to help Britain by holidaying at home in favour of sun, sangria and sex!
Mark Francois to stand in for Boris Johnson
A good soldier is always ready, I’ve got my potato-peeler
NHS Staff to be fitted with Gimp Suits to meet PPE shortage
We’re all doing very well, says Government. We are ordering the fetish wear because we want to make sure staff are fully protected and not because we forgot
Doctors plan to solve Britain’s sperm shortage by raising the dead
Doctors plan to solve Britain’s sperm bank shortage by raising the dead. In a boost for fertility clinics, sperm will be collected from the dead and dying.
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Uproar as SUV driver gives way to an ‘inferior’ vehicle
Disaster for one SUV driver after he gave way to an inferior vehicle!
Prince Harry granted asylum in Canada as he flees his angry Gran
Fleeing persecution from his angry Gran, Prince Harry has been granted political asylum in Canada.
The Chatty Chimp 