That’s it, I’ve done my bit, someone else can be the adult, I’ve had enough.
58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption
Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?
The AI-generated content was criticised for being ‘woefully inaccurate, mindlessly repetitive and a hate-filled diatribe’. The company declared it a success.
Starmer plots Labour Dynasty as he launches Tory Lite with attack on OAPs
It worked for the Tories, it can work for me, I’ve 14 glorious years ahead.
Free Tommy Robinson from his poolside hell!
Given he is lounging by the pool at a 5 star hotel, how much freer do you want him to be?
‘You Bloody Woke Do-gooder’ upgraded from an insult to a compliment
The central committee responsible for the administration of offensive insults, slurs, and banter has issued a revised rating for the phrase, “You bloody woke do-gooder.” “Following our review, the phrase has been […]
BBC makes a Schrödinger’s Apology to St Gary of Lineker
When is an apology not an apology? “Usually when you have done something wrong!” Says Sigmund F
Rumours of The Chatty Chimp’s demise were a little previous
Chatty’s back and he’s bloody annoyed with England’s plastic patriots. You’ve woken him from his afternoon nap.
Long lost Charlie Duckins poem discovered in Chatty’s archives
I wish I was your bumble bee, my heart all true and solemn, I’d buzz around your honey-pot and suckle on your pollen
It’s time for The Chatty Chimp to wander off in search of a new tyre swing
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Chatty Chimp News (CCN) Almost the complete opposite of a proper news channel. Bringing you all the news that’s unfit to print, in easy to watch tubes.
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