Tommy Robinson takes over as Director of Gammon at Aryan Air
Tommy Robinson takes over as Director of Gammontry at Aryan Air
The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut
The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut
Facebook to pay 3 times as much tax, BUT 3 x Bugger All is still Sweet FA
Facebook to pay 3 times as much tax, BUT 3 x Bugger All is still Sweet FA
The Great Scottish Whisky Robbery – Whisky Galore 2
The Scots are selling cheap whisky at a high price to pretentious English fools
Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one
Easy Jet boarding, only allows one bag on the plane. Many turn up with more than one bag, so Easy Jet are running a counting course to teach them the difference.
Man sells beloved family pet in order to afford a trip to the dentist
Man sells beloved family pet in order to afford emergency dental treatment.
Heads to roll at Amazon after receiving a £1.7 mill tax bill
Heads are expected to roll at the UK division of Amazon after an undetected internal accounting error meant that the company has become liable for UK Corporation Tax of £1.7m. The company, […]
Pensioners pump out prescription pills to kids
Grannies using social media to sell prescription drugs to young addicts for money!
Whoops! Electronics company lose 10 million customers details – again
The popular computer sales company, Dixons Carphone Warehouse, today admitted that the security password on its customer information database had proved too easy to guess for pesky hackers. The firm’s spokesman, Will […]
Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one
Inspired by the success of previous passenger training initiatives such as; Overcoming Your Fear of Flying, How to Behave on a Plane and Jesus Christ You’re Not an Animal, Easyjet have launched […]
The Chatty Chimp 