After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’
Middle classes empathise with the poor after paying £250 for a seat at the theatre
Middle classes empathise with the poor after paying £250 for a seat at the theatre
Southern Fail announce commemerative Brexit fare increase
Southern Fail announce commemerative Brexit fare increase
Project Fear in overdrive as Porsche plan to charge Brits 10% more to look like a twat
Project Fear in overdrive as Porsche plan to charge Brits 10% more to look like a twat
Launch of UK’s last remaining production car, The Plonker, doesn’t go well
Launch of UK’s last remaining production car, The Plonker, doesn’t go well
Honda smashes Nissan in the race for the Brexit Door
Honda smash Nissan in the race for the Brexit Door
BT Broadband Helpline tells Mr Putin to unplug the internet and plug it back in again to see if that fixes it
BT Broadband Helpline tells Mr Putin to unplug the internet and plug it back in again to see if that fixes it
Meet Jonah Napton, Britain’s most redundant man. He’s been let go seven times
Jonah Napton is Britain’s most redundant man, having been let go seven times
Seaborne Freight wins the award for The Most Outstanding Ferry Company of The Year
Seaborne Freight wins the award for The Most Outstanding Ferry Company of The Year
Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter
Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter
Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie
Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie
When we say ‘Artisan’ that doesn’t mean we want customers who work with their hands, admits posh bakery
When we say ‘Artisan’ that doesn’t mean we want customers who work with their hands, admits posh bakery