We can’t have a woman blowing apart the Government’s bullshit, through thoughtful and responsible journalism!
BBC replace Newsnight host because she is too intelligent
Booker Prize For Fiction goes to Dominic Cummoffit
Described as a fantastical tale, that confused the reader and explained nothing, the prize committee said it was a worthy winner.
Government ruse extends Cummings garden by 250 miles
It’s not his fault his begonias are 250 miles away! he is allowed to tend his own garden.
Quarantined footballer discovers a book
Man Utd player asks for the EPL to be delayed so he can finish his book
Boris Johnson insists that Dominic Raab retake his Geography GCSE
he couldn’t find his arse with both hands, he once got lost in a corner, and he had to be rescued after becoming stuck up the wrong creek, sans paddle
Stay Alert and keep 2 metres away from The Daily Mail
If you are accidently exposed to The Daily Mail, please contact the authorities and book counselling, pictures of puppies may alleviate your distress.
The Government have handled Covid-19 brilliantly, says Boris
We did everything we could, when we should have done it, even though we didn’t know what we were doing!
Bojocchio becomes locked in Downing Street
As Bojocchio’s nose kept growing, every time he spoke, the emergency carpenter’s services are to be retained on a permanent basis.
Last week’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
Bavard Bar caption competition
Covid App trial cancelled after designer’s Gran signs up to Tinder by mistake
Well I never, i thought it would alert me to infected people, never did I dream it was a shopping list of eligible men.
The Great Lockdown Escape Plan, featuring every Tom, Dick and Harry
Dig your way to victory.
‘NAMETESTS’ App Tells Truth Shock
Answering pointless questions on social media unexpectedly reveals the truth about you.
The Chatty Chimp 