Top American comic, DJ T played a gig to World leaders in London and knocked them bandy, as the locals would say. Is he now the funniest man in the world?
Top American comic DJ T hits the World stage
Johnson summoned to Head’s Study after his bad behaviour in Assembly
Master Johnson has been summoned to the Headmaster’s Study following some rude, offensive and insulting behaviour in Assembly.
Patient sues NHS after receiving blood from a Tory donor
Labour Party member is suing the NHS after receiving Tory blood during an operation.
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home. The little scamp has gone missing and that means someone is getting lied to.
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved barrister
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved Barrister. A piece SB wrote to rebut the lies and disinformation being spread by Johnson and Patel.
With Brexit done, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobiography ‘My Struggle’
With Brexit done, the privately educated, multi-millionaire, man of the people, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobography ‘My Struggle’.
Marmite referendum – turns out you love it
The results are in Britain loves it. In fact they can’t get enough of it. Now everyone will have to love it too.
World’s greatest detectives can’t find a politicians promise being honoured
The World’s greatest detectives have been unable to find any evidence of a politicians election promise being honoured. “It’s all bull” says Miss Marple
EU Immigrant wins British money in Euromillions lottery win
Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round. Can they get any money?
Leaders Debate poll results show all four lost
Polls following the latest Leaders Debate show that all four candidates lost. In a verdict that spells disaster for the UK, they were all equally useless.
Sixty-Year Old Former Doctor Who Paul McGann Reveals He’s Actually A Time Traveller
Dr Who reveals that he’s an actual time traveller, which is why he never ages. Jeff Lynne is not amused, as the Dr’s has left him stuck in Birmingham.
The Chatty Chimp 