Prince Andrew surprise favourite to be the next PM. He’s not Jeremy and compared to Boris Johnson he is a saint and he never lied to his mum.
Prince Andrew surprise favourite to be the next PM
Jeremy and Boris go head to head on Countdown
Jeremy and Boris go head to head in a special edition of Countdown. Both failed in the numbers game, neither could make them add up!
Top American comic DJ T hits the World stage
Top American comic, DJ T played a gig to World leaders in London and knocked them bandy, as the locals would say. Is he now the funniest man in the world?
Johnson summoned to Head’s Study after his bad behaviour in Assembly
Master Johnson has been summoned to the Headmaster’s Study following some rude, offensive and insulting behaviour in Assembly.
Patient sues NHS after receiving blood from a Tory donor
Labour Party member is suing the NHS after receiving Tory blood during an operation.
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home. The little scamp has gone missing and that means someone is getting lied to.
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved barrister
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved Barrister. A piece SB wrote to rebut the lies and disinformation being spread by Johnson and Patel.
With Brexit done, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobiography ‘My Struggle’
With Brexit done, the privately educated, multi-millionaire, man of the people, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobography ‘My Struggle’.
Marmite referendum – turns out you love it
The results are in Britain loves it. In fact they can’t get enough of it. Now everyone will have to love it too.
World’s greatest detectives can’t find a politicians promise being honoured
The World’s greatest detectives have been unable to find any evidence of a politicians election promise being honoured. “It’s all bull” says Miss Marple
EU Immigrant wins British money in Euromillions lottery win
Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round. Can they get any money?
The Chatty Chimp 