The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB
The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB
Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?
Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s) Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately […]
Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa
Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa
Plans are afoot to move the Royal Family out of London if summer rioting breaks out
Whitehall sources have confirmed that plans originally drawn up during the Cold War to evacuate the Royal Family out of London in the event of nuclear attack have been “repurposed” in anticipation […]
Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God
Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God
Emergency COBRA meeting called after a snowbound man was down to his last two tea-bags
Emergency COBRA meeting called after a snowbound man was down to his last two tea-bags
It’s the comments men make about my tits that really keeps me going, admits lady runner
It’s the comments about my tits that really keeps me going, admits lady runner
Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet
Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet
Millennials get upset hearing Granny’s pearls of wisdom and are turning to Social Media to boost their fragile ego’s
Millennials get upset hearing Granny’s pearls of wisdom and are turning to Social Media to boost their fragile ego’s
Ancestral history programme reveals Danny Dyer is next in line for the throne, All Hail King Dan
A constitutional crises has erupted following the latest series of “Who the f**k r u?”, the programme investigating the ancestry of celebrities; in search of scandal, title tattle and giving them a […]
Social services are delighted after hearing that Russell Brand doesn’t bother looking after his children
The Department of Social Services have made a statement about Russell Brand and his child rearing practices. This is in response to the media coverage of an interview Russell gave, where he […]
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