While mothers washed their crocs by night,
Then put their turkey’s in’
Their idle families ate her chocs,
And then they nicked her gin.
Hark the herald angels sing, his bloody Auntie’s nicked my gin
Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto
Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto
PM completes Fallout 76 to find it’s actually Brexit
PM completes Fallout 76 to find it’s actually Brexit
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Look! I am not your f**king mate!
Look! I am not your f**king mate!
School cancels school disco due to outcome specific non-positive performance data
School cancels school disco due to outcome specific non-positive performance data
Brexititis sufferer makes an emotional appeal to European Court of Justice to be allowed to die
Ian Napton, has appealed directly to the European Court of Justice to be allowed permanent relief from his Brexititis, by being allowed to die.
Jacob Rees-Mogg welcomes the return of the Frost Fair
Jacob Rees-Mogg welcomes the return of the Frost Fair
Tory leadership challenge to use cage fighting to determine the Ultimate FC
Tory leadership challenge to use cage fighting to determine the Ultimate FC
Theresa May writes to Sir Graham saying she no longer has any confidence in herself
Theresa May writes to Sir Graham saying she has no confidence in herself #brexit #theresamay
M&S shares rise as middle-aged man goes on bi-annual shopping spree
M&S shares rise sharply as middle-aged man goes on his bi-annual shopping spree
“Bah! Humbug! Why can’t I sleep?” cries Ebenee May
“Bah! Humbug! Why can’t I sleep?” cries Ebenee May
The Chatty Chimp 