Matt Winning a funny lecture about the end of the world. Things are worse than you think but if you can’t laugh about it what can you do?
Dr Matt Winning – It’s the End of the World as We Know It – A Review
Ed Byrne – If I’m Honest – A Review
A Review of Ed Byrne’s Edinburgh Fringe Show
Education minister cuts school chair budget ‘Why do we need 1 chair per child?’ asks idiot
Education minister cuts school chair budget ‘Why do we need 1 chair per child?’ Let’s not throw good money after people who will never vote Tory says idiot
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone. Does drinking pissy lager take away your pride?
Police Service to provide more officers for criminals to attack
Government reverse police cuts to spread out the number of attack each officer faces. Plan is to cut the number to 3 or 4 attacks per copper
Funniest joke at Edinburgh Fringe
Florets, part of the smorgashboard of comedy provender on offer at the Scottish Buffet Table in August. A mish mash of punnets and a giant bag of nuts.
Plummy joins the Chatty Chimp writing team
We are delighted to welcome Plummy to the writing team. If you fancy having a go send something through to submissions@chattychimp.co
Minister furious after discovering schools spending money on pupils
Schools wasting money by having qualified personnel delivering proper lessons. Less is more claims minister “Do more more with less!” is my motto says idiot
Ken Cheng: To All The Racists I’ve Blocked Before – A Review
Ken Cheng tackles the contentious subject of the racism he receives as a result of being British born Chinese
Government declares tomorrow’s leaked Brexit report out of date
Government declares their own unpublished report as out of date. Exciting new theories of space/time possible.
Football’s Ian Holloway looks Forward to Post-Brexit Utopia
An interesting appearance from the mystifyingly unemployed soccer supremo, Ian Holloway, on Sky Sports’ flagship nonsense shouting enterprise ‘the Debate’ (which as much follows the rules of a normal debate as two […]
Donald Trump to buy the Isle of Wight
After Donald Trump fails to buy Greenland, the Government offers to sell him another Island named after a colour. A white island, just what I always wanted.
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